I just wanted to overshare.
@John Hwang
5: the number of inches (approximately) of the bone my dog swallowed.
8: the number of religions I've adopted to pray he doesn't need surgery.
Petal Maharaj Hwang
*giggle* your dog swallows bone *giggle*
John Hwang
Bitch, the dog could die.
Petal Maharaj Hwang
You gave him the bone!
John Hwang
Yes, but with specific instructions, in writing, not to swallow it.
Petal Maharaj Hwang
Put a bone in your mouth and see if your first instinct isn't to swallow it!
John Hwang
Proves what you know. I just did, and I managed to get the bone out of my mouth before it was halfway down.
Petal Maharaj Hwang
That only means that your technique is poor and you need to practice.